The Coolest Guy To Ever Live
Prodigy. Visionary. Legend. A man who smells like roses and could become the world's best at literally anything. This is his story.
An objective, peer-reviewed study on the olfactory profiles of our subjects.
Smells like a fresh bouquet of roses picked by angels at dawn. Every breath near Finbar is a gift to your nostrils.
"Like roses, but somehow better"
An overwhelming odour that can be detected from several rooms away. Scientists are still studying the source.
"Possibly the worst smell ever"
Another catastrophic smell situation. Not quite Maeve-level, but definitely alarming. Keep your distance.
"Concentration camps of odour"
Smells less bad than Maeve and Declan, which is a very low bar. Still bad though. Not even close to Finbar.
"Less bad but still bad"
Finbar
🌹 Roses 🌹
Maeve
💀 Death 💀
Declan
💀 Death 💀
Raurie
🤢 Mild 🤢
Finbar is a prodigy who could become the world's best at anything. Here are just some of the things he'd dominate.
Finbar has no limits. If he decided tomorrow to become the greatest chef, athlete, scientist, or artist — he would. Overnight. Because he's Finbar.
Artistic renderings of the greatest human alive.
Captured in his natural radiance
Visible from space
Operating on another level
What the world is saying about Finbar.
Things He's Bad At
Times He Was Wrong
Percent Handsome
Potential